Libros publicados

The REAL Dog Owner's Survival Guide

The REAL Dog Owner’s Survival Guide is a tactical briefing for civilians living under canine command. Inside: behavioral intel, crisis protocols, morale‑boosting humor, and survival strategies for every stage of dog‑induced chaos. Read it before your dog does.

The Zero-Sugar Keepinnit Reels

The Zero‑Sugar Keepinnit Reels is a tactical briefing for readers who prefer their nostalgia unsweetened. Expect concise intel, dry humor, and analog‑grade insights delivered without embellishment. A streamlined companion for anyone navigating modern chaos with old‑school instincts.

The REAL College Survival Guide

The REAL College Survival Guide cuts through the glossy brochure fantasy and gets straight to the truth: weird roommates, cafeteria roulette, 2 a.m. panic‑studying, and the fine art of pretending you read the syllabus. Sharp, funny, and brutally relatable, it’s the handbook every freshman wishes they had before move‑in day.

The REAL Cat Owner's Survival Guide

Think you understand cats? Precious. The REAL Cat Owner’s Survival Guide exposes the truth behind the purrs — mood swings, hairball warfare, sudden zoomies, and the ancient art of ignoring you on purpose. A fast, funny, painfully accurate manual for anyone who’s ever tried to negotiate with a creature that doesn’t do negotiations.

The Keepinnit Reels 3: Revenge or Return of the Snark

The Keepinnit Reels 3: Revenge or Return of the Snark is what happens when nostalgia finally snaps and decides to fight back. Sharper, louder, and twice as unhinged, this volume drags modern life across the coals with analog‑era attitude. It’s the comeback tour nobody asked for but everyone secretly needed.

The Keepinnit Reels 2: Acoustic Boogaloo

The Keepinnit Reels 2: Acoustic Boogaloo cranks the nostalgia down to unplugged mode — same attitude, fewer safety rails. It’s a mixtape of analog‑era essays tuned for maximum snark, minimum polish, and just enough warmth to keep you from thinking the author needs an intervention.

The First Time I Ever...

Life doesn’t come with instructions, but it does come with a lot of “well, that could’ve gone better” moments. The First Time I Ever… revisits the big rites of passage — driving, dating, home‑buying — with humor, hindsight, and just enough snark to make the lessons go down easy. It’s a highlight reel of every major milestone you fumbled through and somehow survived.

The Complete Michael Pollick Starter Kit

New to the Pollickverse? The Complete Michael Pollick Starter Kit hands you the essentials: humor with bite, nostalgia with mileage, and essays that wander into unexpected emotional territory before circling back with a wink. It’s the crash course, the sampler platter, the “so you want to understand this guy” collection — all in one place.

Drawn But Not Forgotten

Drawn But Not Forgotten is a collection of obituaries for the icons who shaped our childhoods — the cartoon heroes, sidekicks, villains, and mascots who lived larger than life in ink and imagination. These tributes blend humor, heart, and a touch of elegy, honoring the characters who taught us timing, courage, chaos, and joy. A love letter to the animated ghosts who still haunt our memories.

Casting Conquests: The Surprising Runner-Ups for Iconic Roles

Every iconic role has a shadow history — the actors who auditioned, campaigned, or came heartbreakingly close. Casting Conquests explores those alternate‑universe moments with humor, curiosity, and a deep love for the movies that shaped us. A celebration of what was… and what almost was.